HERE ARE ALL THE QUESTIONS YOU’LL EVER BE ASKED AS A UNIVERSITY STUDENT..

Its time to kick back, chill, and do all the things you imagined you would be doing while studying for exams. Now you’re home and life couldn’t be better. But of course, all good things must unfortunately come to an end. Being at home for a university student is a dangerous prospect. It makes you vulnerable to the piercing questions all those Chachus, Mamis, Phupas, Parosi walay uncle have waiting for you, and here is definitive list of them!

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Small effort by: Usman Shabbir Malik.

So, Parhai kaise ja rahi hai?

Seems innocent and makes them look concerned. But they’re not, your answer can and will be used to rank you against their own kids.

Again, innocent question. They want to get the juicy stuff out of you, but little do they know your life is sad and the juiciest thing you ever do is go somewhere cool for dinner, or watch a 3D movie!

Just smile and nod, don’t say a word! These people know how to take anything you say and turn it against you aka the innocent university student!

Yes this is less of a question, more of a statement. You internal monologue (depending on your situation): ‘Running after grades got me where I am’ or ‘I usually sit and eat away my sorrows!’.

Tou ready to take the business from Abbu Ji?

If your family is a business wali family then you’ve been questioned about this since like forever. *pats you on back because you need all the hosla you can get*

Hain? Sachi? Her, myself and some 3000 other people!

Smile and nod strategy works here. But immeadiately open your facebook, put them on limited you stupid person. Hopefully you’ve learned your lesson and have already deleted them off your friendslist!

Give generic answers. Its tiring having to explain anything slightly out of the ordinary- just keep it short and sweet.

LOL! But really, why? Let them figure it out themselves, and if they have questions they can approach you. Nothing’s worse than some older bhai/baji coming over and ‘imparting’ knowledge.